Now I know your going to find this hard to believe...there was a shooting in the B.R. Here's the catch....Pookie and Ray Ray weren't involved. I know, it shocked me to. Turn's out Cleteus and Billy Bob were the one's behind this one.
Ms. Keitha, with the new hair style, and I headed out to the boondocks to make some sense of all this. A little before noon some DPW guys were doing their normal work routine, picking up litter and cutting the grass, when Cleteus and Billy Bob show up and start yelling some explectives to the work crew. Naturally the crew throws some barbs back because let's face it if you had to work while it was hot as sin and a couple of JACKS came by talking smack you would be ticked off to. So the Country Duo leaves or so we think.
The Good Ol Boys meaning to do some harm drove back to their crib, sorry I mean their house on stilks, and grab a 12 Guage Shot Gun. The two then come back and find the works crews and start dropping rounds. Thank goodness nobody got hurt.
Now the boys in blue are involved. They go out and find Cleteus & Billy Bob and give them a all expense paid night to Litchfield Inn and Suites, or the EBR Parish Prison. I'm sure they are having fun right now. As for the crews, they are going to get whatever counseling they need. Meanwhile, Ms. Keitha, and the new Whippin hair style, puts a short story on for the late shows. But I still wonder, what are Pookie & Ray Ray up to?
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