Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Where's the Turd?

Because of a need of adequate representation, Ol' Turdpolisher has been moved to the day shift. Rep. Polisher has expressed the desire to provide quality legislation and Turd'L Wax to folks of the Big Raggedy during the hours of daylight. They're gaining a one now if we can just keep him from killing any more Live Trucks.


Don't worry Pookie, Ray Ray, and the rest of the gang. The Senator is still around and I got the "Man Beast" watching my back.

2 comments:

Lenslinger said...

The matter is in your hands, Senator...

turdpolisher said...

Just because I've left the august body of the night, that does not give you dispensation to discontinue your nightly minute-taking, don't you know.

Get back to the blog.

Cordially yours,

Sena-turd.