Van Chancellor's Comedy Hour

As the seconds tick away from me calling it a day a presence larger than yours truly casts shadow over the desk. Not a shadow of "doubt" but one of "we need a huge favor from you". With the constant maintenance of the O.T., the sports guys and gal didn't staff the LSU Women's basketball game against their rivals from Rocky Top. Turns out it was bigger than they thought. So with some hesitation I loaded up the CRV and made my way to the House the "Pistol Pete" built.
Little did I know that I was going to be entertained by some amateur comedian. Turns out that comedian was Van Chancellor, the women's basketball coach. Now keep in mind he just coached his team through physical contest against one of the premier programs in the country. Fresh off an impromptu victory lap across the arena he sits down, kicks the feet up, and starts whaling away. Naturally he answers the easy questions about the game but the reporters across the table are salivating for the perfect quote to splash across the airwaves. All this while he has the entire room slapping themselves silly while he's delivering one funny moment after another. So as he delivers his spiel he turns towards me and asks, "Are you from Tennessee?" I tell him no and he's thankful. "Good I didn't want to offend anybody". So the questions keep on coming...

Reporter: "Coach (Pat) Summit says similar situation two young teams but Coach Chancellor did a better job coaching his team..."

Chancellor: "Who said that?"

Reporter: "Pat Summit."

Chancellor: "Oh lord, she's the greatest con person in America. (room's laughing) Oh Lord. If she was in Starkville she would say the same thing about Shannon Fannie. I like Pat she is a sweet woman."

At this point I start looking around to tip my server at the comedy club. Turns out that he's always like that. Whether it's regular season, post season, practice. Yes we're talking about practice. Just don't worry about the game the highlight of the evening comes during the post game interview. Mr. Chancellor if this coaching thing doesn't work for you there's always the Apollo Theater, did you know?

Dad

I've always enjoyed a good laugh. So when Meeks showed me this guy I thought, "How would things be with him in the newsroom"?

Bear Essentials

We are just like any other office. Each person has a task that fits into the puzzle of the final product. The desk deals the assignments. The reporters and photographers try to make them interesting. And the producers try to organize a flow of events without everything crashing down on them in the blink of an eye. Just a reminder that we are all human. The routine of working sources for an interview or getting the location of Pookey's current escapade can wear down even to most seasoned person in the business. There are times that we have to lighten up. Take a few moments to release that pent up tension in the workplace. I had to go and do some recruiting and I found these two.

The one wearing the glasses is "Ty Bear". Her friend behind her "C Bear". Just found them out in the Raggedy and they wanted to see what it was like inside the wall of the news asylum. Alright time to leave the Fuzzy Mic alone and get to work.
Ah, working the phones. Must be something big going down in the warehouse district. Wait a minute I didn't know we had a warehouse district.

I see Ty is on the computer. Updating the web is important. Never know when that breaking email alert is needed. Very nice. Very nice. But probably their most important job.....

....just putting a smile on everyone's face. It always good to unwind just a little. I'm sure C-Line and the Nubian Princess will continue to show them the ropes in this place.

Take Me Out To The Ball Game

As the sun went down the crisp chilled air picked up. A night of celebration and new beginnings were upon us. Depending on your calender Christmas had come 12 months early or was delayed by 6 weeks. The eager anticipation of unwrapping the new present had arrived. And it arrived in the form of a new $30 million baseball stadium dubbed the "New" Alex Box. Gone are the old grandstand, the tight quarters, and the Intimidater. Enter a new 9,000 seat facility for the Purple and Gold faithful to start their quest for a conference title and maybe a return trip to College Baseball's Mecca with a national championship in their sights. The scribes are ready to start a new lore in the school's baseball history.
As for the Raggedy, we had other plans. When 30 extra large is dropped and talk of being at the upgraded Box is all anyone is talking about then time is cleared in the newscast and we must fill it. Simple actually. Get the truck in position, make sure everything works, and putting the talent in front of the camera to show everyone at home what their missing. The joy of seeing the first pitch. The first strikeout. The first time some sent one over the fences. And now matter how cold it was this was the place to be if you were a baseball die hard. Mission accomplished. There are going to be some stories to tell from this place.
Looks like they have gotten off to a chilly start.

Another Black Eye

What happened? Why did it come to this? How in the world could a game of high school hoops deteriorate in an all out street fight. I'm thankful I've never been caught up in something like this. Not knowing who's or what is coming from some unknown direction. This will garner some national attention. It of course will be investigated with no logical reason of what escalated the melee. Someone gave a hard foul. Then someone said something about someone's mom and the rest is surfing across countless media waves around the country. Once again acts of good play and sportsmanship take a backseat to immature acts on the hardwood.

I thought everyone learned from the infamous Brawl in NBA. Guess I was wrong. Ya'll have to see this to believe it.

We All Need Hugs

I always believe that hard work deserves some attention. Whether it be with a reward or simply saying "Job well done". With help from the Turdpolisher, we were able to spread our message to the masses last year. So after handling Friday's Triskaidekaphobia then showing our affection on V-Day, another would be holiday has sprung up before President's Day. Time for us to come together again.

Someone has introduced us to "Hug A Journalist Day".

"This is just a fun thing I started to make us all feel better. It's not affiliated with any news organization or journalism organization. It's just me trying to be nice". - Judy Tong

Ms. Tong, I've have never met you but this a noble and long over due thought. A day not just for my fellow lens jockeys but for all our comrades who day in and day meet countless and never ending deadlines to inform and entertain the mass number of people. A day for the ones who must update the website every other second. A day just to say "Thank you for all that you do".

From the Big Raggedy to the Big Easy you are appreciated. From Jackson, Birmingham, and all the way to the Carolina's your work is appreciated.

I will take this idea to the Phallus Palace then the steps of the U.S. Capital to make this an annual holiday. Until then .....

.....let's give each other a hug and be thankful for what we love to do.

PETA Patrol

No matter what they do in the past they will try and find a way to walk the razor's edge without getting a scratch. The "they" in question is the group known has PETA. Known for dressing up like their animal counterparts, this is what they live for. The off the wall get everyone talking about them to hopefully draw followers to their cause. So after producing a 30 second spot that was denied play during the Super Bowl the animal rights group has taken to the streets of the Big Raggedy.
With the news beast's insatiable appetite for the off the wall, Meeks was chosen to find out what he could on the latest exhibition of the group. This looks somwhat tame compared to their other stunts. My only question, what in the world will they do next?