As the media descended to the North Rampart District we all waited for the shot. Alas we were disappointed. All we got were the two Senatorial Candidates exchanging pleasantries before the final debate before the elections. That was for the cameras but I had feeling that it would be different if we weren't there. Maybe something like this.
Sen. Mary Landrieu: "Hello John".
Treasurer John Kennedy: "Hello Mary".
Landrieu:"How are the wife and kids?"
Kennedy: "They are fine. And how is your family?"
Landrieu:"They are doing well".
Landrieu: "So this is it"?
Kennedy:"Yes it is".
Landrieu:"You know I'm going to win".
Kennedy:"Not while I'm in the race".
Landrieu:"I will destroy you John".
Kennedy:"I will dethrone you Mary."
Landrieu: "You are a confused politician".
Kennedy: "You are 'Scary' Mary".
After all of the talking the gloves go off and the fists start flying. Fight Night at the Old 7Up Plant. I place a call to the Boxing Commission to have the fight sanctioned. Senator Drewry starts collecting money for the side bets. Then Dana White, of the UFC, comes out and has the Octogon enclose the two combatants while they wage war against each other in a five round battle for the seat in D.C. That's what should have happened. Instead we got the usual gibberish of what they were going to do when they got back to Nation's Capital. My version is much more entertaining, did you know?
2 comments:
it's got pay-per-view written al over it. i bet mary would wipe the floor with his pansy ass, did you know?
I propose that we have beautiful women in bikinis holding up numbered cards between rounds. Perhaps the WWE Divas! It would add to the entertainment value, did you know?
Regards,
Senator Drewry
North Rampart District
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