I see XRAY TED is about to bowl a strike.
I wonder who's winning? Who's cares.
That looks like a strike. I wonder who threw it?
It's the Nubian Princess. She gonna bowl a strike, I think.
I see XRAY TED is about to bowl a strike.
I wonder who's winning? Who's cares.
That looks like a strike. I wonder who threw it?
It's the Nubian Princess. She gonna bowl a strike, I think.
It's former lenser and Big Raggedy alum, John "Spike" Conley. I really don't know how he got the name "Spike" you'll have to ask him. 
Nah!!! Just President Bush touching down in the B.R. Talk about getting my hopes up. Turns out "W" was in town for a private fundraiser for some candidate running for the U.S. Senate. Undisclosed location, cost to get in $2,000 per couple. Wait a minute, 2k to hang out with him. Aren't we in a recession? You can just watch him on the Late Show for free.

This is about as close as me and my fellow lensers are going to get. I do have some important questions for the President. Like where's the stimulus money? You keep saying America is strong but where are the checks????

Nothing like pulling out you chair, reading a nice book....
.... then watching the endless number of people clinging on to the last bit of money hoping that the feds give them something back. Why go through this every year?
Do what I do. I've got people. I know I'm not getting anything back. Stuff was filed early, so no worries what so ever.
I remember her from last year. Lady would you like to meet my peeps. I have those that take care of the mathematical nightmare known as the Federal and State Tax code. Oh well, breaks over. Time to get the shot ready. Then there is something ringing in my ear. It's the "Hobbit" producer of the 9. He has a special request of me.
.....do we look alike???? I go to the store to get something to drink. I run into the store manager, nice lady. We talk a little while and I leave she says, "Bye Greg, love the show". Now I know what you are thinking, "Senator, it's just a case of mistaken identity". Maybe. However I'm not on TV. I just make the talent look good. I'm a couple of inches taller than him & I have been dropping a little weight but it keeps finding me. So I ask, do we look alike??????