The 13th Gate

With a rare night off from dealing with Pookie, Ray Ray, Shortie Tim, Lil Bit, and the rest of the usually photogenic fellas that make the news. It was time to turn my attention to a local attraction that resides in the Government Street District. The 13th Gate. Nothing like a giant bat like creature to welcome you to a local house of horrors.This place opened some time ago and has become one of the premier Haunted Attractions in the country. A lot of work goes into making this place worth visiting. From the staff in costume to the special effects brought in to scare the daylights out of unsuspected visitors. So a brave group of us, Cheryl, Joe L., Caroline, and yours truly, decided to confront the ghosts and goblins before All Hollows Eve. Tyana was with us but realized that the Black people are the first to get killed off in the movie so she passed. Smart woman but that just leaves me to deal with this. Don't make the special election plans just yet.After a nice half hour walk with Ax Murders, Zombies, Pirates, Egyptian Ghosts, and a Crematory Oven we made it through alive. Probably I good thing I wore dark pants. After all that we made it out and had a good scary time. I'll have to let Cheryl tell of her brave experience. And what do you know, the black guy can make it through the end. That is until the sequel. Can you say "13th Gate: Flashlight Friday".