Monday, October 1, 2007

Time To Play The Game

LA Politics. If this was organized competition it would rank with the Olympics, the Kentucky Derby, or the Super Bowl. Instead it draws comparisons to the BCS or maybe Professional Wrestling. Just like wrestling its scripted but somewhat entertaining. So let me see if I could write like the head of WWE, Vince McMahon.

Tied at one fall apiece. Cleo "The Senator" Fields is trying to get back in the title hunt for the District 14 Championship. The Justices not budging an inch. The irresistible force vs. the immovable object what will give first. Cleo going for his finisher the "Filibuster" has got the Justices off balance. But wait who's this running to the ring. It's the rest of the plaintiffs and they got the State Constitution wrapped in barbed wire. They nail Sen. Fields with the constitution. Fields is down. The cover one....two.... C'mon Senator kick out. Three!!!!! No! No! No! Not this way. After a costly 2 out of 3 fall courtroom Battle Royal, Sen. Cleo Fields is not being allowed to run for another term in the LA Senate. The plaintiffs get win and the force the Senate District 14 seat to be vacated. Cue - Joey Styles, "Oh my GOD!!!!!!!! Good Ol J.R., "Business is about to pick up in the Phalles Palce."
Well the business of making Cleo signs has stopped. Right now there are nothing more than collectibles for some political junkie. Maybe he'll get them autographed someday. I digress, back to the match making.Be sure to tune in to WAFB's Election Coverage 2007. In a Triple Threat Match for the District 14 Senate Championship it's "Big Bad Momma" Yvonne Dorsey vs. Jason "Babyface" DeCuir vs. "The O.G." Willis Reed. And in the Main Event who will be the next Governor. "The Little Man" Walter Boasso, Cowboy Foster Campbell, "The CEO" John Georges, and "Lighting Tongue" Bobby Jindal battle it out in a Last Man Standing Fatal 4 Way Dance to be top dog in La Politics. Joey what do you have to say? "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

3 comments:

turdpolisher said...

Oh My GOD. Too damn funny.

I'll pre-file the papers making today a day of mourning, did you know?

Oreo said...

Unfortunately, that's the most honest representation of our state's political process. Entertaining, yes, but not particularly effective.

Senator's Forum said...

I may want to get this approve by the State's Boxing and Wrestling Commission, did you know?