Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Saga Continues...

If you've been reading Turdpolisher's blog you know about the ongoing stories of the live trucks employed by the Big Raggedy. Just recently all trucks were given a clean bill of health or so we thought. The "Whale" was brought back in for generator issues while the "SAT Bitch" is still operating properly since it is in Tuscaloosa for the LSU game. What about the "Beast" you ask. A funny thing happen on the way to the basketball game. It seems that Turdpolisher is stranded on the LSU campus with get this more truck issues. The same truck that was out for number weeks with engine and dish troubles has died on us again. No I'm serious the truck has died again. This thing has more broken parts than Frankenstein's monster.Needless to say Turdpolisher is not a happy camper. After pulling off another improbable live shot the truck decides that its not going anywhere. We'll let him cool off some more before we continue. Cool. He's calm down. Nothing we can do but have the tow truck come over and get it out of here. And to make matters worse the flood gates of Hell have seemed to start overflowing and no way to use a perfectly good microwave dish. There's much to name at this time but stay tuned.....as the saga continues.

3 comments:

turdpolisher said...

flippin' live truck.

Oreo said...

So, Senator, I guess that was the Whale you were in Tuesday, when we made our diplomatic visit to the Free State?

If it's got a clean bill of health, then emphazema (sp?) must now be the new normal in breathing.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see we're not the only ones with four-wheeled masted paper weights in town. I keep expecting mobile 31 to be on its last legs, but the sumbitch keeps coming back for more only to die again. Maybe we'll rename the truck "Kenny" (i.e., "OmiGOD! They killed Kenny!!). ;-)

D McCoy