Raunchy Brunch

I have been known to partake in a nice brunch after church with my family at the IHOP. It's one of the few places that affordable as well as the food being good. I'll go for the Colorado Omelet and short stack of pancakes, no extra butter. I don't expect anything out of the ordinary to happen. Then again I never ate an IHOP in Toledo, OH.

So imagine one family's surprise when they were having brunch and witnessed a couple getting more than the Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity plate. Turns out that the couple likes to show their unconditional and all out"affection" public. Some customers were outraged demanding that action be taken by having the action stopped a few tables down. I got to thinking should the Waffle House be put on alert. At least this doesn't happen at Hooter's. All of a sudden I've developed a taste for wings. I'll buy the first order, did you know?